‘What kinds of situations do I avoid?’
OMFG I go out of my way to avoid so many situations, realities, and fallacies so here’s a listicle…
- petty disagreements with my mother
- acknowledging my father
- disciplining my daughter when she’s just being a free Black girl but forgets who TF she’s talking to sometimes
- talking to my teenage son about anything remotely related to sex
- martini bars because cosmos are a weakness I like being sober TYVFM
- South Park marathons
- consuming beets
- meditation when I’m not ready to listen to Spirit
- Nicki Minaj’s music
- solid food before 1pm
- conversing with assholes (i.e. racists, sexists, ableists, social conservatives, transphobes/TERFs, misogynists, etc.)
- back pain
- ego trips
- anything that doesn’t flow
- my ex
- Sephora when I know DAMN WELL I don’t need to be in there
- Jonathan Franzen novels
- cooking
Okay, that was fun.
More tomorrow. Goodbye.
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